Woman : It's like this: my divorce...
when it was done, I just feIt, "Who am l?"
- Are you a conservative now? - Man : No.
Woman : l used to be part of a whole.
Man : Everything l've said on the tax issue--
Woman : One body, one breath, one heart.
We pay a Iot of money each year.
Man : Where does the money go?
Do we think that it goes to the right pIace?
Woman : If you think that way, it'll happen.
Man : But you're contradicting yourself!
Just now. You want to back the libraries. With what money?
Do you know who came out of there?
- Klas Östergren. - Woman : Oh, you're kidding!
♪ ( singing in Swedish ) Happy birthday to you ! ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ! ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Lena! ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ! ♪
Let's give four cheers for Lena.
Forty, and stiIl horny as a teenager.
( Iaugh ing )
- Four cheers! - Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!
Now bIow them out.
- Let's hoist her! - God, what are you thinking?
And up! Up! Up!
- Happy birthday! - Thank you !
- Bobo, wait! Are you Ieaving? - Yes, l'm going to my room.
No, don't be such a bore. Stay! l love having you here.
You're so pretty, sweetheart. Your hair is so pretty.
- My daughter cut her own hair! - lt is such a good cut on you.
- Lena. - lt really brings out your face.
Yes, your face stands out much more.
Lena.
You shouId Iet her go.
Bye, sweetheart!
No, l swear. My mom is the worst. She's such a pain!
She showed me off and talked about my hair
so that everyone heard.
My parents are worse. They're crazy.
Bobo: They're cooI, at Ieast.
- CooI? So is your mom. - She ruins everything.
Embarrassing!
Okay, listen to them.
You'Il see that they're not cooI at alI.
- But l'm not going to wash this. - Yes, you are.
It's not fair that l do the lau ndry.
You're the one who booked it.
So? l don't necessarily have to do the lau ndry too.
Oh, come on, you booked it. l have other things to do.
No, you don't have anything to do.
I booked it, so...
- What do you want?! - Bobo is listening in on you.
HeIIo, Bobo. This is us.
This is what it's Iike at our pIace.
Man : Just because l book the Iaundry room,
I shouldn't have to do the Iaundry!
( music playing from another room )
♪ I'm in love and aII crazy, in love and aIl crazy... ♪
( sighs )
( Ioud music pIaying )
( Iistening to Swedish punk )
♪ I'm such a Iucky Iittle kid, I feeI so honored ♪
♪ To grow up in your Iap is a priviIege few are entitled to ♪
♪ So thanks to my mother and father hanks to my teachers ♪
♪ And thanks to aII of us, all of the lucky ones ♪
♪ But Sweden ..motherland Sweden, Sweden..motherland ♪
♪ TeII me, is it reaIIy true? ♪
WE ARE THE BEST!
♪ l've been taught to say thank you for the food ♪
♪ And I've been taugbt that feel fipe I feel fine, I feel fine... ♪
I can't make them big.
Guys, Iisten.
"When coaI and oiI are burned, carbon dio xide propagates."
Yuck, disgusting ! What is that in your hair?
- Qu it it. - ls that egg?
- No, it's not egg. - So what is it?
- It's soap. - Soap?
Don't you know that's dangerous to use on your hair!
You can get fungus.
- WiIl you just stop? - It's true.
Stop it. lt's not fu nny. "When coal and oil"--
I mean, l don't get it.
Punk's dead. Didn't you know that?
- lt's not dead. - Ask my brother. He was a punk.
UntiI punk died. You Iook Iike a punk at Ieast.
lt's such a shame. You couId be super cute
if you'd just fix yourseIf up... stop looking like that, l mean.
Oh, be quiet.
She doesn't even have real punk hair.
- What are you doing? - l can't stand this.
But it's a really important issue.
Yeah, but l can't stand this.
She doesn't have real punk hair.
How did you become best friends? Why wou ld you want to be with--
Oh, just shut up!
N ucIear power is a reaIIy important issue.
Science says that aIl pIants will have meltdowns
and they wiIl bu iId nuclear power pIants everywhere, get it?
Do you know what happens when you die from a meltdown?
- No. - No, and we don't care.
The skin turns bIack and faIIs off.
Do you get how much that wiIl hurt?
Where are we going?
Just go! And grab our stuff!
Fucking retards, you're going to die!
- I'lI get you, damn it! - Stop it!
Stop. What are we going to do? Th is is so boring !
- Let's go to your pIace. - No, to yours.
No, forget it. Promise... say that we'll go to your place.
I don't want to.
Let's go finish building the world at the Youth Center.
Now! Come on!
- No. - Yes, yes, yes.
He's kinda hot. Why wou Id he offer something like that?
Hi there!
Ew...
Stop throwing ! You were going to bake, not throw dough.
Anders!
No more ping-pong this week!
- We are baking! - And there are ru Ies to foIIow!
We need sawdust everywhere, from dead buildings.
This bu iIding has burnt down. Everything has expIoded !
- Here, here, here. - Everything is dying.
A rotten head... alI bIack, so the skin faIIs off.
Lots of bIood.
More, more! Everything wiIl be ruined.
- Look at the dog throwing up. - Let's set it on fire.
- Whoa, that's fast! Look. - Oh, nasty! Look, it's just...
( imitates fire truck )
- It's on fire, it's on fire! - And she dies.
It's the third worId war!
Guys, Iook at this!
Damn!
The prettiest girls in town.
I'm getting so horny!
- God, you're ugly. - Damn.
( guitar playing in other room )
What the heII?!
- Ow, my head! - l can't accept this.
No, this is...
( band practicing in other room )
PIease, just ask them to turn it down.
PeopIe are getting headaches.
- Seriously... - Just a little!
I'm busy after that dough war.
That's not our fau It.
No, but I have to clean it up. You're not going to.
- Just turn it down ! - There's a Iist back there.
That says you can't turn it down?
When you sign up...
no, just Iisten. When you sign up for a spot on that Iist,
you have the right to pIay music in there.
lf they won't turn it down, we want to play too. Now!
- You want to pIay too? - Yes, we...
We have a band too.
- You have a band? - Yes!
Great! Why didn't you say so? How long have you played?
A whiIe.
- We want to pIay now. - Now.
- Wednesday. - And it's after 7:00.
- Damn . lt's avaiIable right now. - They forgot to sign up.
- Look. - It's empty so we're signing up.
WeII, that can't be right. They probably just forgot.
It's Wednesday after 7:00, so we can book this time.
But they're playing.
If they forgot to sign up, then--
They probably just forgot today.
Rules are rules.
Roger!
- We have a situation. - You have to caIl your friend?
lron Fist here... they forgot to sign up.
We booked the time, so it's our right to pIay.
- You're right, but-- - lt's our right.
Yeah, it's our right. We can pIay how Ioud we want.
Take it easy, Kenneth. l agree with you .
If you've signed up, the time is yours.
If you didn't sign up on the list,
others have the right to step in.
- That damn Iist. - Right.
- What, did they sign up? - Yes, on an empty slot.
This is our rehearsaI.
I'm sorry. That's the way it is.
But we pIay every Wednesday.
The list is there because there are rules
and to prevent totaI chaos.
- What the heII? - The pen is always right there.
- Screw them! Let's go! - Can they play?
( band rehearsing )
Hey, be quiet! Qu iet! Come on.
- What the heII?! - Listen up! Seriously.
Just Iet them try.
Let them try. Show them that you--
- They can't just steaI our time! - But you didn't sign up.
- We're rehearsing. ldiots! - SeriousIy.
- You're dead ! - No no no. Nobody's dying here.
- Fucking cunts! - Language! That's u nacceptabIe.
Be aduIts here!
Do you even have any instruments?
- Aren't there any here? - You're not using ours!
We used to have a guitar, but it broke.
But we have a bass and drums.
- Good, we pIay bass and drums. - Okay.
Good. Go on in, girIs.
SeriousIy, you're dead!
No, cut it out! Enough of that. Democracy.
The drums have no cords, right?
( cymbaI crashes )
How do you pIay?
( beating drums )
Keep going!
( sIoppily pIaying bass )
The prettiest girls in town
The prettiest girIs in town!
Boo!
What the helI? Come on, Iet's go.
HelIo?
Mom?
HI BOBO! I'M STAYING AT LASSE'S. FlSH STlCKS lN THE FREEZER.
LO VE YOU !
- Are they biting? - No.
You're trying to trick the fish into believing
they can eat that.
- What are you using? - A worm.
- Did you hook it yourseIf? - Yes.
- Was it difficult? - Yes. lt wriggled a little.
- Are your ears stilI ringing? - Yes.
M ine too. What if we ru ined our hearing?
No, it's actualIy been proven that if your ears ring,
it means you hear welI.
KIara: ( over phone ) I actuaIly heard that it's true...
ringing means good hearing.
Are you sure?
KIara: It's a proven fact.
Okay. We should have a real band.
I know, we realIy should.
- It was so much fun! - So much fu n.
- I want to pIay the bass. - So do l.
But you were so good on the drums.
You were so much better than me.
- ReaIly? - KIara: You were great.
SeriousIy though, let's start a band.
KIara: Yes, seriously. For reaI.
Hi.
I thought you were staying at Lasse's .
No, things changed.
Are you sad?
It's over with Lasse.
Oh...
Can I do anything?
Do you want tea? Hot chocoIate?
No, l'm fine.
- You're a good kid. - But... did you eat?
It's important to eat,
or you'll be weary, tired and sad.
- l ate earlier. l'm fine. - Do you want an aspirin?
- You could get the phone for me. - The phone?
Then we had sex, and I thought everything was fine. But then...
( Iistening to Swedish punk )
♪ l'm Iying at home in my bed on th is perfectIy normal day ♪
♪ There are thousands of peopIe, but l'm all alone here ♪
♪ My body's screaming for sIeep, but my brain says no ♪
♪ Th inking that l'II never again meet someone Iike you... ♪
Come on, red team, alternate! Three in, three out.
Come on!
Get up. You have to get up and play.
You can't just sit there.
- Can someone aIternate? - Here!
Come here. Go on!
Come on ! Look out for your mates and work together!
- Come on, give it to me! - Good !
N ice!
You passed it to the other team.
- Are you stupid or something? - What difference does it make?
But he was wearing a red band. You saw that, right?
You didn't see the red?
It makes no difference at alI. lt's just a ball.
I actuaIly agree with them. There are ru Ies.
Don't play if you don't care.
You shou Id do something else instead.
Just go die somewhere!
How would l know the teams?
- The red band ! - You're not taking it seriously.
That means you can't join, so you get to jog ten Iaps.
Go ahead!
There are more important things!
Keep playing, and you jog.
- Okay, fine! Bye! - Yeah, bye.
- That's good. - That couId be a song.
"Makes no difference at alI, it's just a ball."
- lt's actuaIIy good. - You're not jogging!
- That's awesome. - Let's think of more.
"The chiIdren in Africa are dying."
Come on!
"Nature is fuIIy poIluted,
''but you only care about the recru ited.
"ChiIdren cry and scream, you on ly care about
your soccer team.''
- That's not jogging, girIs. Jog! - Yeah, " soccer team."
That's great! Awesome!
- Borg, forge. - Morgue.
"The worId is a morgue, but you're watching Björn Borg."
We should pIay our song at the FaII Concert.
That's onIy a few days away.
We'II make it if we reaIly want to.
"We dedicate this song to our beIoved PE teacher."
''Hate the sport, hate the sport! "
Your team is winning, oiI companies are sinning
- Hate the sport, time to abort! - Abort? What?
- You know, abort the sport. - No one wilI get that. l didn't .
That's the difference between pu nk and regular,
commerciaI disco.
You have to use your brain. Disco is just--
no!
- Can l jam with you? - No! Leave!
Let's just pIay. Please, KIara?
No, get out. You're embarrassing.
- This is reaIIy important. - l feel I can contribute.
- Let's go. One, two, three. - Contribute?
No! What are you doing? Stop!
( aII making noise )
Just sing!
- Hate the sport, hate the sport! - l Iike the groove.
- You're really good, Bobo! - Definitely.
Get out! HeIlo? Get out of here!
Just go. Stop it!
No! Tell him, it's not funny!
KaIle, we'II start our own orchestra.
This is punk! Get out!
Hate the parents, hate the parents!
Abort alI of the parents!
( phone rings )
- Lena. - Hi, it's Bobo.
Bobo? Hi, sweetheart. I thought you were asIeep.
Umm, no.
- Where are you? - At KIara's.
l'm sorry, I was so sure you were here.
My Iittle darIing.
l just wanted to tell you that we...
we're not quite done with our math homework,
so l wanted to ask if l could spend the night?
At KIara's?
WelI, yes, l suppose. But you'lI get up in time?
- Bathroom? - In the halIway.
- Who's there? - No, it's just a friend.
- Is that Lasse? - No, it's not Lasse. A friend.
Did you do aIl your homework?
Bobo: No, that's why l'm staying over.
Lena: Oh, right. Sorry, sweetheart.
So you're staying over at Klara's.
Okay, that's fine. SIeep tight!
Right.
- I ena' I love you! See you tomorrow - Okay, bye!
Right, a new guy again.
Good for her, I guess.
God, I Iook...
I hate my hair.
- l like it. - I don't even look like a punk.
- A punk? Of course you do. - No, l don't.
- Yeah, you do. - I Iook Iike a trolI.
- A troII? - Yes.
No, you don't. You Iook really good.
Yeah, l do.
So what kind of hair do you want?
- Like a mohawk. - A mohawk?
- l can cut a mohawk! - Not exactly Iike yours, but--
- Right, but a mohawk. - You look good as you are.
- You have to brush now? - Be quiet, KIara.
You Iook great. Your hair is great.
Just be yourseIf.
I can show you how to spike it a littIe.
- She's getting a mohawk. - No, she's not. You want me to?
Just get a littIe soap, like this.
God, he's so...
Your hair is just boring, cIiché.
She should be unique.
You can twist it Iike this,
and it'lI stand up.
You can do that alI over.
lf you do this, it'll be kind of like spikes.
So you sort of twist it.
Do you Iike it?
I can't even get them on. ''Hi, l'm Bobo,
and I have a bad haircut.''
"l hate my hair, so I'll let KIara's idiotic brother heIp me,
- and he's alI stupid and gross.'' - Why are you so mean?
- He's cooI. - Linus? CooI?
He's just nice to you, not to me.
He's not?
No. And he deserted punk.
He onIy Iistens to Joy Division.
It's not that bad.
lt's crap. He even knew Mongo in lncest Brothers.
He did?
Yes. And now he just disIikes it.
When he knew him, if he did.
That'lI be great.
We're in a Iittle bit of a hurry though, so let's get on with it.
Hi, GunneI. Bobo and l wrote a song,
and we wanted to...
we're Iate, but we'd Iike to join.
No, it's too late.
- The program is fulI. - But it's about our PE teacher.
WelI, that's just the way it is.
- So what are we supposed to do? - C ome back next year.
- Let's just leave. - Everybody in?
Screw the FalI Concert. They're all dorks.
I wish they'd alI die in a fire.
We're too good anyway.
If we can't pIay the Fall Concert,
I don't want a band.
( sighs )
There's an interview in "KP'' with the band Sabotage.
''At our school, they say punk's dead, but it's not,"
according to Mackan.
''Disco is boring and commerciaI,"
says EIis, guitarist.
Bobo: That's exactly what it's Iike. We have to keep fighting.
We can't quit the band now.
I don't want a band if we can't play.
- KIara: There's no point. - Screw the FaIl Concert!
- We're too good for it anyway. - We're not. We can't even play.
- Sure we can. - l can't play bass
and you can't pIay drums.
( 80s music pIaying )
( cheering )
- l'm falIing asleep. - l can't watch this!
( whistling )
Th is sucks!
( audience cIaps )
One, two, three.
And not just three baIIs,
- but one, two, three empty cups. - You're boring !
You're one to talk?
l'm not cheating, there's a balI u nder each cup.
Ex cept for th is one.
PreIude from Sonata in D minor
by Sylvius LeopoId Weiss.
Every damn year...
( audience cIaps )
- Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! - Be quiet!
Why does she keep performing when everyone boos her?
( playing cIassicaI guitar )
She's actually pretty good. Shame she's playing that crap.
( audience yelIs and taunts )
KIara.
- I just thought of something. - What?
You're messed up for thinking that. She's a C hristian !
- We need someone to teach us. - I can pIay!
We'lI infIuence her away from God.
What do you mean, ''infIuence" ?
You know,
get her to think more freely and differently, like us.
- Her? - Yes.
WeII, you do have a point. That's what punk's alI about,
infIuencing peopIe, Iike us singing "Hate the sport."
We hate sport and want others to hate it as weII.
- ExactIy. - Or... yeah.
Right. And l think it's political of us
to hang out with the Iess fortunate.
She doesn't seem to have many friends, always eating alone.
Right, it's reaIly politicaI to stand up for the weak.
- It's a bit like-- - ExactIy.
lf she won't stop being a Christian, we'll kick her out.
( indistinct chatter )
- Come on, talk to her. - l don't know what to say.
- You do it! Go! - No.
H i ! Are these seats avaiIable?
- Yes. - CooI.
Right.
( Iaughing nervously )
You were reaIIy good at the concert.
Yeah, you were great.
Thanks.
Uhm... you're welcome.
Be quiet!
We thought you were reaIly good...
and the idiots who were shouting, they were so wrong.
- We're truly on your side. - For sure.
What we reaIly wanted to say was...
that we have a band.
- And we-- - And we think you're so good
that we'd Iike you to pIay with us.
We haven't pIayed for very long and don't have much experience.
- We couId use some help. - lf you'd Iike to join.
- Is this a joke, or what? - This is not a joke.
No, we think you're great.
- Seriously? - You're great.
- Just try! - Please?
You have to. There's no choice, this is fate.
We thought you could show us some easy stuff.
- We wrote a song. - I want you to hear something.
- Like chords? - Yes, chords.
- Just Iet me Iisten. - Do you have the meIody?
- It's not aIl done. - WelI, l can teach you--
Here, Iisten to this. lt's realIy good !
- What is it? - A song by Ebba Grön.
Ebba Grön? Why?
- Is this your song? - No.
This isn't what I'm teaching you?
Wh ich song is it?
"Hang God."
( song pIays loudIy through headphones )
lt's reaIIy good. Cut it out, Bobo!
Let's not Iisten to that.
That's mine! Th is is unnecessary.
- It's good, right? - Give it to me!
( Iaugh ing )
It's mine! Don't pulI that out.
- This is mine. - Look at what you're doing.
- What song was that? - It's caIIed "Hang God."
It's about hanging God, because he's a fascist.
- But it is a Christian song. - Are we doing our song, or what?
If you want to hang God,
he has to exist, or you couIdn't hang him.
So they beIieve in God and must be Christian.
- Let's pIay ours now. - So you have the meIody?
We play it, not differently but...
hate, hate, hate the sport ♪
♪ PeopIe die and scream ♪
♪ But alI you care about is your high-jump team ♪
♪ C hiIdren in Africa are dying ♪
♪ But you're aII about baIIs flying ♪
♪ Hate the sport, yeah ! ♪
- So? lt's good, right? - Yes. l don't like sport either.
Right, but did you... what did you think?
You sing and pIay in different keys.
It's better if you...
( plays bass Iine on guitar )
- Damn, that's good! - Hate the sport.
Hate the sport.
One, two, three, four. One, two, three.
One, two, three, four.
- Good ! - That's so much better!
hate the sport ♪
- ♪ Hate, hate, hate the sport! ♪ - Yeah.
( playing drums )
- Oops. - That sounds really good!
- Great! - One, two, three, four...
hate the sport ♪
♪ Hate, hate, hate the sport ♪
♪ Hate, hate the sport ♪
♪ The sport! ♪
( Iaugh ing )
So what are chords?
You play many tones at once, you hit them at the same time
- and they make a harmony. - What the hell is that?
It's just garbage. Don't open it.
But what is it?
- It couId be worth money. - Yeah, right. Are you crazy?
- It's a bunch of yarn. - ln this one too.
It beIongs to someone else. You can't take them.
Who'd leave two bags in the street?
They've been here for ages.
- We'Il take them. - Put them back, pIease.
We can use them for something.
WiIl you help me? We can selI them.
It's reaIIy heavy. And wet.
- lt's soaking wet. - Let's put them back.
Jesus.
Dragon eggs or something. Let's break them !
- What are they for? - A hot dog.
- With ketchup. - And mustard !
Oh, this was a bit Iong. Anyone hu ngry?
They must aII die! AIl of them !
The brains are falIing out.
KilI them ! Die. Ow!
- Ow. What do I do? - Let me see.
There's so much blood! Look at it!
No, there's reaIIy not.
- Breathe, just breathe. - Just let me look at it.
What am l going to do? What am l going to do?
I don't want to die. I don't want to die.
- ReIax, reIax! - We'll just rinse it.
- We'lI rinse it. - lt hurts!
Shou Id l caII an ambu Iance? You'll get tetanus.
- What's that? - A shot.
I don't want a shot!
- Do you want to die? - No, l don't !
- l want to-- - We have to clean it.
- Ow, this wilI hurt so bad. - Relax.
- It hurts! lt stings so badly. - You just need a bandage.
- Ow! lt stings so bad. - Don't worry.
Bobo, Bobo, Bobo, we'II just wash the bIood off.
- You'lI be fine. - Ow. l'm going to die.
- Ow. - There, there.
( moans in pain )
Ow, it hurts.
I don't want to die.
- HeIlo! - Oh, hi.
- Hi ! - Hi.
- It's good to see you. - You too.
- ShaIl we? - Sure.
- Here l am with the chicken. - C hicken. My, my.
- Bobo, did you wash your hands? - No.
So go wash them.
- It Iooks great. - Oh, thanks!
- Man : It's a conference. - Lena: Oh, okay.
lt's mainIy about the 1 9th century and new findings.
- I have to go to KIara's. - What, now?
Yes, to study.
But we're having dinner with Dad.
We're studying for a math test on Monday.
It's reaIIy important.
But it's Friday, Bobo.
It's a lot and she's heIping me.
- ls KIara a classmate? - Yes, she's in my cIass.
Dad can help you ! He knows math.
But KIara and l have pIans.
I promised I'd come.
Why doesn't Klara come here? Yes!
- She can help make dessert. - No, she's waiting for me.
KIara is babysitting her brother as her parents aren't home.
But you never see each other.
No, we'II make dessert and eat it.
- But... if she's promised. - Daddy isn't here very often.
It's fine by me.
- WelI, l think it's-- - I'lI see him tomorrow.
What? Shou Id we have dessert aIone?
Bobo: Screw dessert.
Of course we can't screw dessert!
No, we'II do it this way.
- Let's have it now then. - Sure, my thoughts exactly.
Have some dessert and then you can go to KIara's.
But hey, dessert wiIl be nice, don't you think?
- ( indistinct chatter ) - ( music playing )
Come on, come on!
But you had tickets. KIara!
Get out of here, Klara!
If you drink this, you'll be chill.
Your sister is reaIly cute.
Why the heII is KIara here?
- This music sucks. - Come on, KIara!
We're just cIeaning up!
One, two, three.
- Ew, that's disgusting ! - Your brain ceIIs are dying.
That's onIy when you mix. We're not mixing.
We're drinking wine.
- No, we're not. - Wine and beer.
Right, this is wine, that's beer.
But that's only two.
You're not fully grown. You're ruin ing your brain cells.
We're not mixing. lt's fine.
What if Social Services show up?
- Wait, l need bubbles. - ChiIdren can't drink aIcohoI.
What if a neighbor caIIs the police? lt's illegal.
- WelI, l'm Ieaving. - No, stay!
- Damn it, Bobo! Get the glass! - Shit! Yes.
How do we get it up? We have to wipe it up.
No, not with that!
Fine. We'II use this, it's paper.
- I'm going to go. - No, Hedvig !
Wait, Hedvig ! Wait. PIease, Hedvig!
Stay a littIe whiIe Ionger!
- PIease, Hedvig. - We should get you a guitar.
We thought you'd be so boring.
Christian all the time, like ''God.''
- But you're so nice! - We thought you'd pray at lu nch.
Yeah, no one wanted to or cou Id be with you because you prayed.
No, stop it! Let go! Here, try some.
Please. No.
CIose your eyes and open your mouth.
''Vino Tinto, Español :
The Wine & Spirits CentraI." Sit down !
No.
Okay, so it's not tasty, but it's good.
Sit down ! Bobo!
- Drink it alI ! - WelI, l'm Ieaving now. Bye!
- You're boring. - Hedvig.
( music playing from other room )
Th is music is so damn good! Oops, oh my.
- Whoa! Jesus! - Whoa whoa!
- What the heII? - You have great taste in music.
You should listen to different music.
KIara only Iikes punk.
You shouId mix it up, not just listen to one thing
or it wilI be boring. You shou Id Iisten to different--
- Are you okay? - What? Of course l am.
- She seems drunk. - Where is Klara? Did she drink?
No, we didn't drink at alI.
But you're drinking beer and wine and smoking.
There's so much smoke.
- Yeah, but we're not 12. - Me neither. l'm not 12. l'm 13.
How are you feeIing? Do you want a glass of water?
l can teII that you've been drinking.
Did not!
- Yeah, you did. - So did you, damn it.
- Can l just sit here? - No, Bobo. Come on.
What the heIl? Klara, did you drink aII of this?
- KIara? Wake up! - Why?
- Wake up. - I am awake.
Don't you understand?
Mom and Dad are going to kiII us both.
What are you doing? Stop it! J ust leave them.
I'lI take this so you don't drink more.
Fucking conservative!
- You stay in here. - Fucking fascist!
- You too, Bobo. - Right.
- Stay in here. Okay? - Fucking cop! Damn it.
- He's so cute. - What?
- Who? Linus? - Yes.
Are you in love with Linus?
You can't be in Iove with a 16-year-oId.
- Linus? You can't be! - A Iittle, maybe. Why not?
- He's 16, Bobo. - So?
( screaming excitedIy to music )
Bobo and KIara, Ieave!
Stop! Let me go! Bobo!
- Get a grip, Klara! Get down. - l don't want to.
Come on, Bobo! You're all after me.
Go to your room.
You can't be out here.
- KIara, calm down! - No!
( gagging and vomiting )
- Not on my records, damn it! - Shit.
- Aw, helI. - Bobo?
I'lI get a rag.
Are you okay, Bobo? Get out, Klara!
- No, I'lI... let's go to my room. - This is your fauIt.
- No, it's not! Bobo. - Yes. Do you want this?
I'm never gonna get a boyfriend.
Sure you wilI.
They think l'm ugly and disgusting.
No, they don't.
Yes, Linus thinks so at Ieast.
He doesn't th ink that.
Klara, I threw up on his records.
WelI, he put them on the fIoor.
Everyone thinks l'm a freak.
In eIementary schooI,
you were invited to aIl the parties, but l wasn't .
- That's not true. - Yes, it is.
Say one good thing about my life.
You're in the worId's greatest band.
I guess that's one thing, but that's alI there is.
You have a friend that really likes you.
Two friends, actuaIly.
That's aII you need.
( pIaying guitar and singing "Kumbaya" )
No! Stop it! PIease, stop.
We should play that in our band.
No, forget it!
Okay, l'll do another one.
( playing guitar )
♪ ( singing in Swedish ) l'm lying at home in my bed, ♪
♪ on this perfectIy normal day... ♪
- lt's "Six Zero Two" ! - The best song in the world.
Where did you learn that? Awesome!
♪ ( continues singing in Swedish ) My body's screaming for sleep, ♪
♪ but my brain says no ♪
♪ Th inking that l'II never again meet someone like you ♪
♪ Give my head a good shake and magnify my pupil ♪
[ Skipped item nr. 755 ]
- We'lI never be that good. - Sure.
♪ The police came, they shouted, spat and struck me down ♪
♪ That was the day before yesterday when l was waiting for you... ♪
Shit, damn, fuck it to helI. We'll never be that good.
♪ ''lt's okay to stand here'' ♪
♪ They said, "Get out, you rat," and l asked why ♪
♪ So now I'm beaten black and bIue all through and through ♪
♪ So pIease take me to the place where people do what they please ♪
♪ I saw you die last faII, and l think l'll follow you ♪
♪ But l am onIy 21 , and you turned 23... ♪
- I don't know any more lyrics. - That was beautifu I.
- That was so damn good! - l'm crying. So good!
Me too, aImost. We'lI never do that.
Stop, of course we wilI.
- How Iong have you pIayed? - Four years.
- See? It takes a while. - l won't wait four damn years.
- Stop swearing. - Not four years.
( playing bass )
Wait, it's out of tune.
What do you mean, out of tune?
- I can't telI the difference. - Let's do this! Come on !
♪ ( rehearsing song in Swedish ) Hate the sport, hate the sport ♪
♪ Hate, hate, hate the sport ♪
♪ PeopIe die and scream ♪
♪ But aII you care about is your high-jump team ♪
♪ ChiIdren in Africa are dying ♪
♪ But you're aII about baIIs fIying ♪
♪ Hate the sport, hate the sport ♪
♪ Hate, hate, hate the sport ♪
♪ Hate the sport, hate the sport ♪
♪ Hate, hate, hate the sport! ♪
You have money, we have none. You should share with the poor.
Without money, you can't buy anything here.
- But we're hungry! - Can we just go?
- It doesn't work Iike that. - Oh, come on !
No. You have to understand how this works.
- You make tons from hamburgers. - l won't discuss this.
No money, no food. lt's as simple as that.
- Just some fries! - No, just stop it.
- Let's just go. - We're hungry.
Next, please.
- You have to heIp the poor. - No.
Share! Or are you a conservative?
Have you ever heard of solidarity?
We're so hungry!
- Take this and Ieave! - Thank you so much ! Bye!
- This is my sister Johanna. - Hi. l'm KIara.
- Hi. I'm Bobo. - Hi.
There, l'm off now then. How nice of you to help babysit.
- Very sweet. Bye, darIing. - Bye.
Hedvig wiII put you to bed. Kiss!
Mm. Bye.
- That's a nice drawing. - Bye.
- Bye, sweetheart. Have fu n. - Bye.
- Have fu n at the theater. - Thanks. Bye-bye!
Bye-bye.
Oh, and don't forget to turn off the stove. Okay? Bye-bye!
Bye.
- Damn, this was good! - Don't swear, Klara.
Why do you care? You're so sensitive!
I don't get the whole God thing.
How can you beIieve in something you haven't seen or met?
KIara, peopIe believe in things without proof.
Many things exist but aren't visible.
Like what?
N ucIear radiation. You said so.
You beIieve in God now?
No, but some things can't be seen, but they stiIl exist.
Emotions can't be touched.
Is it two against one now?
Johanna, do you beIieve in God too?
- I don't get it. Why? - Stop.
You're Iittle. You can beIieve in God. But Bobo, you can't!
- It's my decision, not yours. - Three against one.
No, Bobo doesn't beIieve in God. Do you? You can't ever!
Faith is a choice. Right?
- No. - What do you beIieve in?
WelI, l don't believe in God. l believe in ketchup.
Best ever!
- God, that's a Iot! - Oops.
It... when we're done, you'll have a real...
Ruin the hair? You just brush it.
This is going to Iook so great! It wiIl just be awesome.
- Soap! I'll use soap. - Or toothpaste.
- No! - We can try it.
- A bit more here! - PIease.
C heck it out now. Look!
( cheering )
We should spray it, so it keeps.
Wait, wait, wait. I have to think about it.
- It'lI look great. - It reaIly wiIl. l promise.
I don't know about Mom...
- Screw your mom. - Yeah, what does she care?
As Iong as you're happy.
It's your hair. You're not a littIe kid anymore.
- Have you cut hair before? - My baby brother's .
It'lI be super. You'II Iook so good.
He's reaIIy happy.
Don't worry! You'lI look great. Here, hoId my hand.
- There. - Here it is! Here's the hair.
- The first bit's off. - Hedvig, it's really nice.
There. God. Bye-bye, hair!
- Her hair is cut! - Make it shorter.
And we have to cut this, because you didn't have a razor.
What happened? Did you get scared?
You grazed my ear.
Be careful!
I grazed it. I didn't cut it off.
- Good ! What do you think? - lt looks nice.
Do you reaIIy think so?
It just takes some getting used to.
It wiIl grow back out, you know.
Do you realIy think she Iiked it?
I think so.
You think?
Of course she did. lt looked great.
''Hate the sport" isn't enough. We need another song.
Right. We cou Id do one on, like...
( cIears throat )
sort of the rich and the poor, you know?
- Do you know what l mean? - No, get out.
- Well... - Th is is important!
...you're in trouble now.
- What? Just go. - Hedvig's mom just calIed.
- What did she do? - Leave. Get out, KalIe!
KaIIe can stay. She said that you force-cut Hedvig's hair.
She considers it abuse
and thought about reporting you to the poIice.
Shit, shit, shit. She said that?
Yes, she did.
- Damn it. - You're in troubIe.
Yes.
( Iaughing )
Why are you Iaughing?
lt's funny. You can't report people
because you don't Iike your haircut.
It's not funny!
You're both going over tomorrow.
Can't you do it?
My dear friend, l didn't force-cut her daughter.
Just explain that it's su pposed to look Iike that, the hair.
What if she kiIls us?
CaIm her down. Hedvig's mom is sad.
( continues Iaughing )
Here's some tea.
- You're in seventh grade? - Yes.
- Do you Iike it? - Yeah, it's fun . Thanks.
- Sugar or milk? - No thanks, l'm fine.
- You sure? - Okay, l'II have some miIk.
- It's right there. KIara? - Some miIk as welI.
There are biscuits and cookies, so heIp yourselves.
Right. You know that I'm considering
reporting you to the poIice.
But if we can reach an agreement,
that wouId be better. Don't you agree?
Right, so here's what I was thinking : l'd reaIly Iike
for you to start beIieving in God and become C hristians.
So l want you to come to church with me for a few Su ndays.
If you agree to do that,
I wiIl not report you to the poIice.
You can't do that.
You can't force us to go to church.
No. You're right.
I can't force you.
Does this situation seem familiar?
I don't think so.
It's a pretty u ncomfortabIe situation, isn't it?
I definiteIy think so.
But... does it remind you of anything?
What do you mean?
"If you don't cut your hair, you can't be in our band."
"If your hair is like ours, you can be our friend.
But if you keep your dorky hair, you can't ."
It wasn't Iike that.
We're sorry. It was realIy stupid.
- Is she reaIIy upset? - She didn't say no.
( sighs )
There are many ways to say no.
KIara: Damn it, this food is disgusting.
I don't want any.
Bobo: There's Hedvig.
Why the heIl is she sitting over there?
- That is one hideous cap. - Oh, stop it.
Come on.
Hedvig, why are you over here?
You saw us. Why didn't you sit down?
Damn it! You've never had a friend--
KIara!
What? You've never had a friend, and you get two great ones.
We did you a huge favor. You could at least say hi to us.
We were stupid to cut your hair. Sorry! But it wasn't abuse.
There were no knives.
Learn to say no if you don't want something.
- But that wasn't it. - What?
- What wasn't it? - I wasn't mad at you.
It was the opposite.
I was so embarrassed by what my mom did.
That's why l wasn't here yesterday.
And l didn't sit at your tabIe,
because l thought you were mad at me.
We're not mad at you. Of course not.
And your mom had a point--
No, definitely not, she was insane.
Who cares? Your hair Iooks great.
- Klara. - Your hair is realIy nice.
- Can l have my cap? - You don't need it.
- Give me the cap, KIara! - No. No!
- lt's so ugly. - KIara, give it to her!
- You can wear the cap. - Feels so good !
Ew! Stop it! l'll give you this whole skin-blob.
( Iaughing and screaming )
Bobo, open wide!
♪ ( singing to record ) What will you be when ♪
♪ Just Iike Mom and Dad? ♪
♪ Will you be a boss,
♪ Or perhaps you'll settle for any kind of crappy job ♪
♪ You just don't care, anyth ing goes ♪
♪ What wiIl you become? ♪
♪ Keep on, keep on, be a rebeI, keep on, keep on, be a rebeI ♪
♪ ( singing in Swedish ) Keep on, keep on, be a rebel ♪
♪ Keep on, keep on, be yourseIf, keep on, keep on, be yourself. ♪
♪ PeopIe die and scream ♪
♪ But aIl you care about is your high-jump team... ♪
Hang on, wait! We can't sing "high-jump team."
lt's not reaIly a team. They don't jump together.
- Are there high-jump teams? - Let's say basketbaII team.
Yes! " AII you care about is your basketbaII team."
Hey, wait a minute!
You can't hear Hedvig at alI. Me neither.
SeriousIy, we need an electric guitar.
Let's try with me and Hedvig.
- Why can't l ever pIay? - What do you mean?
Why do you get to pIay the bass?
- What? We aIready-- - You aIways decide everything.
I'lI show you how to pIay it.
No, I don't want to pIay the drums.
It's boring.
I'lI just show her, then we'lI play.
- Yeah, show me. - Why should l play the drums?
Why don't you pIay them? Or you?
Because you do. It's just the way it is.
What? You're so mean.
I'm aIways the one who pIays the boring stuff.
Go ahead and sing if you want.
Why do you aIways get to decide?
So damn.
- Just stop it! - Let me pIay!
l'Il take the bass if you're fighting.
Why does it have to be so damn u nfair?
Just stop fighting.
Why does she aIways get to pIay?
- Because you pIay the drums. - Are you our mom now?
Bobo! Bobo, qu iet!
( beating drums )
No, we shouldn't.
Come on ! For an electric gu itar!
But we can't beg for money.
Just Iook sad. Just Iook sad.
My friends and I have this band
and we want an electric guitar. Can you spare some money?
I don't really have . any CoInS now.
I Iost my walIet and can't get home.
Do you have any change?
I was locked out, so can you spare some change?
- Thank you so much. - Thank you. Yes!
My dad is dead and my mom drinks.
I haven't been fed in weeks.
- Can you spare some change? - Definitely not. Shame on you !
- Two crowns. - Thank you !
- Thank you so much!
- How much-- - Pick them up!
Have you seen " A RespectabIe Life" ?
What's that?
- A fiIm. - No.
Have you seen " A RespectabIe Life" ?
Yes, l have.
Stoffe is my dad.
- ls he reaIIy your dad? - We Iook so much aIike.
We Iost... he's had a reaIIy tough Iife,
and we Iost our waIlet
and can't get home. We Iive in H ökarângen.
Sorry.
We'd realIy Iike to start a band,
so we need money for an electric guitar.
But my mom is dead, hers drinks and hers--
Can't you work? You could ru n errands.
We don't have jobs.
You can't just beg for money.
- Not in this country. - Thanks anyways.
- How much is it? - Not enough for a guitar.
Hey, why don't we buy something realIy tasty instead?
But that's for the guitar. We can save it as a start.
But it was so easy. We can just beg again.
- l'm kind of hungry too. - We can get chocolates...
Yes! Chocolates, all different kinds!
- ChocoIate sauce and ice cream. - Candy! Lots of candy.
- With raspberries. - More sprinkles on there.
Lots and lots, it so good!
Hey, l want nougat too.
Let's dip the chips in chocoIate miIk.
And in this! What are you doing?
Chips and chocolate sauce.
- Yum! - God, it's good! And sticky.
- lt's tasty. - We never have this at home.
Me neither.
- lt'Il be like a big glass. - Look out, here comes the sauce.
( Iaugh ing )
''Disco is boring and commercial,"
says EIis LiIjegren, guitarist.
- I want David. He's the cutest. - l've already caIIed dibs.
You did? But you'd be much better with Elis.
RealIy? Why?
Bobo and EIis... it's a great fit.
I was thinking me and him,
KIara and him, Hedvig and him.
But you're a much better fit with him and me with him.
- Okay, he's kind of cute. - So it's Bobo and Elis,
David and KIara, plus Mackan and Hedvig.
- Yes, that's awesome. - Oh, I don't know.
- What? - We have to calI.
''L,'' "L," ''L''... LiIjegren... here, here, here.
- Quiet, it's ringing! - What if it's him?
- Woman : Liljegren. - HeIlo?
( squeaIs excitedly )
Hi, l'm Bobo. I'm calIing for Elis Liljegren.
- Woman : Phone for you. - Elis: Elis here.
- Hi, this is KIara! - Elis: Hi.
We have to meet up, because we're punks too,
so we have to. lt's fate.
- Come on! Come on! - l'm going to fall.
( Iaughing )
- Excuse us! - Hold on ! Wait up.
- KIara. - Huh?
- Are you wearing makeup? - Show me.
- No, l'm not. - We said we wouldn't .
I'm not!
- Is this for them? - No!
- We're anti makeup. - Oh, come on.
- I think this is them. - Look at them. Hi!
- HeIlo! - Hi there. Hi.
- Hiya. - Hi.
Right. What do we do now?
Don't know. What do you think?
We couId go to our rehearsaI Space.
You have your own?
Yeah, in a basement. lf you want to,
- we could go rehearse. - Yeah, Iet's.
I thought there were three of you.
WelI, no, not anymore.
- You were three in ''KP''. - David, the other guy,
- Iiked Noice, so we booted him. - Noice?
- They suck. - I know. They can't even spelI.
Noice shouId be "Noise,'' or it reads " no ice."
- They're really the worst. - "No ice"... that's bad.
Elis: We swapped instruments, so l pIay the drums now.
KIara: This is a nice suburb.
- Boy: lt's not a suburb. lt's a city. - KIara: What?
- SoIna is a city. - A city?
It has its own municipaIity.
Yeah, right. It reaIly looks Iike a suburb.
- You like KSMB too? - Yeah.
Much better than Ebba Grön.
- Damn, it's cold. - l do too.
Yeah, right.
I Iike KSMB too.
Everyone just loves Thâström, but l don't.
I know. He's so overrated.
- Your styIe is pretty strange. - Huh?
- You look Iike a progger. - l do not.
Not the hair, but the scarf.
- It's the opinions that matter. - WeIl, that's true.
What's this, a damn forest? That's weird.
Look, a hare!
- There's a lot. - Three.
- Yes, in the city. - The suburb.
- We're just getting the key. - Yeah, for the rehearsal space.
Yeah, exactly. Just so you...
Too bad there are onIy two of them.
Yes... too damn bad.
- So what did you think? - Klara was cute.
- Really? - The one you talked to.
- In the scarf? - Right.
- He was reaIly cute. - Who? Which one of them?
EIis.
- What about you? - Don't know. Hedvig, maybe.
- With the gIasses? - No, that's Bobo. The other one.
- So this is your own space? - Yeah.
You can take a seat in the corner, if you want to.
And if you can fit.
- Wh ich song shou Id we do? -"Brezhnev, Reagan."
So you can come here whenever, all the time?
If you spend the night at each other's,
you can go down at night?
Bobo: Hedvig, are you coming? Let's sit over here. Come on !
- We spend the night here too. - Where? Here?
Right here on the floor.
( chuckling )
What are you doing on New Year's?
New Year's?
That's like forever away.
- We've made pIans for a party. - At my place.
- You can come if you want to. - Great! We'd love to.
- Can l have my drum sticks? - Sorry.
Thank you.
( drumming )
- ♪ ( singing ) Brezhnev & Reagan ♪ - ♪ Fuck off ♪
♪ Brezhnev & Reagan ♪
- ♪ Fuck off ♪ - ♪ Brezhnev & Reagan ♪
♪ Fuck off ♪
- ♪ Brezhnev & Reagan ♪ - ♪ Fuck off ♪
♪ Cowboy without a hat, B-list actor's grin ♪
♪ A bear, Iarge and stocky, doesn't turn a hair ♪
♪ We're building a barrier, cannons and rifIes ♪
♪ East against West, who has the most arms? ♪
- ♪ Brezhnev & Reagan ♪ - ♪ Fuck off ♪
♪ Brezhnev & Reagan ♪
- ♪ Fuck off ♪ - ♪ Brezhnev & Reagan ♪
♪ Fuck off ♪
- ♪ Brezhnev & Reagan ♪ - ♪ Fuck off ♪
♪ Who runs the show? Maybe I'm naive ♪
♪ OId men in suits decide how others live ♪
♪ We're building a barrier, cannons and rifIes ♪
♪ East against West, who has the most arms? ♪
♪ Brezhnev & Reagan ♪
- ♪ Fuck off ♪ - ♪ Brezhnev & Reagan. ♪
- So which grade are you in? - Eighth.
Oh. l'm in seventh.
So which instrument do you pIay?
- The guitar. - Yeah, me too.
- The higher the better. - This is so cooI !
My turn now. l'm going.
Damn it, l'm stuck.
Wow! That's awesome!
- Damn, it's coId. - I'lI warm you up.
( sniffIes )
It's great that you like KSMB more than Ebba Grön too.
So do l.
No, you don't. You Iove Ebba Grön.
- You know every damn song. - You do?
- WelI, no not reaIIy. Some. - Come on !
- Do you know ''MentaI lce Age''? - No.
Oh, come on. Sing it.
( singing Swedish song ) ♪ Mental, mental ♪
♪ Mental ice age... ♪
Look how close to the edge l am!
What the heIl are you doing, Bobo?!
Look how close l can go!
- What are you doing? - What the helI?
- Come back! - Okay, fine. God.
What the heII are you doing?
That's super dangerous!
Bobo, we're going down. l'm coId.
Did you cut yours too?
- It's better. - Thanks.
( cIambers through window )
- Hi. - Hi.
- What are you up to? - Just chatting.
( sniffIes )
Okay.
God, it's cold.
Bobo!
Are you mad?
No, they were just so boring.
I can't believe you... they weren't as cute Iive.
- You sure? - Yeah.
- Good. - What do you mean, " good" ?
That you're not sad over me and EIis,
or jeaIous or something.
No, no.
Good.
They weren't cute. They looked like maII punks.
- Did not. - And the Iyrics were crappy.
How do you even write a song Iike that?
- "Brezhnev, Reagan fuck off" ? - Why?
Brezhnev is dead.
You can say ''fuck off" to a dead guy.
( sniffling )
( tramps up stairs )
( spits )
( Iistening to Swedish punk song )
♪ The Iights should be shining on the street outside ♪
♪ The Iights should be shining on the day that l die ♪
♪ That wiIl end my anxiety, that wiII end my pain ♪
♪ That wiIl be the end of it alI, and then l will be dead. ♪
I'm sure you're wondering why we asked you here.
We have some really good news.
First off, Kenneth and l finally bought
a brand new electric guitar.
The rehearsal space is fuIly equipped.
It's a Stratocaster. Not a real one, but close to.
It's a real beauty, a reaI beauty.
But the big news is that a youth center in Vâsterâs
arranges Santa Rock every year right after Christmas.
They're a bit late, so it won't be u ntil January.
Anyway, we've been invited to pIay at Santa Rock.
So we of course thought of you, lron Fist. lt's a given.
You're the obvious fit for this.
You'll get to show Vâsterâs...
That you can rock the socks off everyone there.
- Yeah. - But then...
Kenneth and l have been taIking.
We love the idea of bringing a girl band as welI.
- So we thought of you. - We're no girl band.
- Don't say we're a girI band. - You're girls in a band.
- Of course you're a girI band. - But we're not a girl band.
- Of course you are! - We are so not!
- We couId have a guy. - Your music may not sou nd girly,
- but you are a girI band. - What else? A boy band?
Here's the new guitar, a SiIver Star. A reaI gem.
- You're the gu itar player? - What's your name?
- Yes. Hedvig. - Hedvig.
- Have you played before? - Yes.
I can teach you the basics, Hedvig,
so we can get started... some chords and stuff.
We have a lot of experience.
Roger played with M icke Rickfors.
No, no, the bass pIayer in his band.
But he's a pro today.
Oh, the bass pIayer.
We've heard you rehearse the sport song,
so we'lI use that theme and just improvise.
- We'lI show you what we... - An exampIe...
- An exampIe. - ...of how to build a song.
Bring an extra stick if you drop one.
We can make extra hoIes in this if it's to long for you.
That'lI pIace it higher.
Get the seat, the hi-hat set up.
I'lI use simple chords and show you.
It's E, A, then...
G and D. There.
- Yeah yeah. - Can you feel the groove?
One, two, one, two, three, four.
( starts pIaying song )
Wait. One more... one more time.
- Okay. - One, two...
( begins playing again )
♪ ( singing in Swedish ) l hate the sport, the damned sport ♪
♪ It gives me anxiety ♪
♪ That damned sport... ♪
- Okay. Do you want to try? - Go on !
- No. - Yeah, come on.
I've never pIayed eIectric before.
WelI, you have to start somewhere.
- But you can pIay. Go on. - Let's see.
Kenneth wiIl heIp you with the chords.
We'lI teach you what you need, how to hoId it or...
but it won't bite.
It is heavy.
Yes, it is sort of heavy. lt is.
( strums guitar )
It's in tu ne, it's fine.
- It doesn't sou nd quite-- - What?
It's not quite tu ned, is it?
I tuned it before, so it shou ld be.
Don't worry, just play. You can do it, l promise.
Just try!
( tun ing guitar )
( begins pIaying guitar )
- ♪ I'm lying at home in my bed... ♪ - That's good. Damn.
♪ On this perfectIy normaI day ♪
♪ There are thousands of peopIe, but l'm all alone here ♪
♪ My body's screaming for sIeep, but my brain says no ♪
♪ Th inking that l'II never again meet someone Iike you... ♪
( Iaugh ing )
I Iove snow!
- What's the matter? Are you mad? - No.
- So jump! - No, l'm cold.
l have to telI you, you were so damn good today!
''It's not qu ite in tune.''
And he was like, "Yeah, it shou Id be."
Then you tuned it.
- So cooI ! - lt was fun!
- Seriously, what's wrong? - l'm just cold.
- You're stiII mad about EIis. - No, why wou Id l be?
Don't be. I'm not in love with him.
What? Why?
I don't know. He never caIIs.
- He doesn't? - It doesn't realIy matter.
Okay, bye! l have to hug you again now.
- Bye! - Bye!
- Woman : HelIo? - H i, this is... Bobo.
Is Elis there?
- Yeah. - Woman : Elis. lt's some Bobo.
- Elis: HelIo? - H i ! lt's...
it's Bobo.
- Elis: Bobo! - Yeah, hi !
I just wanted to...
- you Iike KSM B, right? - Elis: Yeah.
I was just Iistening to "Bakverk 80" .
It's pretty rare. Have you heard it?
Elis: No.
WelI, l have it here at home.
l thought I'd ask if you wanted to borrow it.
- Elis: l'd Iove to. - Should l come over or...
does... does tomorrow work?
( train swiftly moving )
( sighs )
( record plays )
You can borrow and copy it, if you want to.
♪ Drunk as fuck, it's Saturday eve, ♪
That's reaIIy cool of you.
♪ Put on my best dress tonight. ♪
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Damn, nice song!
♪ YeIIed for more, 'cause l'm a pu nk Yeah, go on, hit me, give me more! ♪
What happened to your hand?
WelI, l... l accidentaIly cut myseIf.
Let me see.
- It Iooks cooI. - Thanks.
- Are you tickIish? - No.
♪ Yeah, go on, hit me, give me more! ♪
♪ Go on, hit me, give me more! ♪
So do you want to meet up again?
Yeah. Sure.
It's just... Klara.
l just have to... break up with Klara first.
- Right. Okay, weII, bye! - Bye!
( train moving swiftly )
( peopIe singing in Swedish )
Hey, littIe heIpers, cIink your gIasses,
Iet's be joIly together!
- Cheers! And Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas!
Did she mention her photo project?
I'm shooting asses.
AII kinds: adults, kids, elders.
Butts, that is.
The photos are smaII with various types.
- Right. - I'm interested in...
- I did feet, if you remember? - Right, you made casts.
- Can we open the presents? - No.
- The Christmas presents? - Let them have at it.
What the helI, go get some gifts.
What does it matter?
You can go open some gifts as weII, definitely.
A teddy! lt's pretty big, too.
- Wonder if he'lI fit in my room. - Red suits you, sweetheart.
- That wiIl look good on you. - Thanks, it's nice.
( tearing paper )
- Wow, Lego! - Merry Christmas!
That's from me. lt's cu Iture.
You kids get so much pIastic and junk...
( laughing )
but that's real culture.
It's cheese. Cheddar.
You're too funny. He gave her cheese.
They have to get something that contrasts the rest.
You have one too, Johan. There, by the straw goat.
- l'Il start. Let's do this. - Wait, we have to sit. Okay.
The one the bottIe points to must... kiss Janne.
- You're kidding? - No.
- Okay, fine. - A kiss for Janne.
( Iaughing loudly )
Kiss yourself!
( indistinct talking and laughing )
- LiIIian : This is LiIlian. - H i, l'm Bobo.
I wanted to see if Elis is in.
LiIIian : Sure, hang on a second.
LiIlian : HeIIo? I can't find him right now.
Okay.
What, he's not at home?
LiIIian : He doesn't seem to be, no.
l'm sorry, but I don't know where he went.
Right.
WiIl you just wish him a Merry Christmas from me?
( phone clicks )
- Did you talk to EIis? - Why?
Nothing, you just said he hadn't calIed.
- No. - So he still hasn't caIIed?
KIara: No.
Bobo: But do you think that you're still together?
I don't know. But l think that I like him again.
- What? - KIara: Yeah, l think so.
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l don't know. Maybe, maybe not.
But you told me that you weren't in Iove with him anymore.
KIara: But it doesn't matter. We'II see at New Year's .
- New Year's? - Yeah, at the party.
Bobo: What party?
The one EIis and Mackan are having.
Oh, right.
- I don't think we should go. - Why not?
I feeI like we're not really invited.
We are.
But you haven't talked with EIis.
You haven't talked to him?
Come on ! What else are we gonna do?
Let's have fun. lf it's boring, we'll leave.
One... nine.
HeIIo? Hi, is EIis there?
This is Klara.
Sorry?
HelIo? HelIo?
HeIIo!
- It was cut off or something. - No, wait. There.
First it was EIis, then some girI.
But there was a party.
- That's what it sounded Iike. - Let's go home.
- l'm really coId. - Let's just try waIking.
- I want to go home. - No, Iet's go this way.
Let's just take the subway home.
We've come this far.
- You guys-- - Come on, Bobo!
- It's the other way. - No.
Yeah. We'lI be walking for nothing.
- It's dark, cold, and pouring. - There it is!
Damn it, I'm not waIking any further.
What?
- l'm just not going. - What are you talking about?
- I'lI sit right here. - Please, Bobo, it's so coId!
- I'm not moving another inch. - Come on !
- Please, Bobo, it's cold. - Come on !
- Are you completeIy cIueIess? - What?
He doesn't want us there. He doesn't care about us.
He's not in Iove with you anymore.
How the heIl would you know?
Did you go mute?
Come on. TelI me!
- Because he cheated on you. - What?
Yes. With me.
What?! What are you talking about?
I didn't mean for it to happen.
I'm sorry. l went to his house. But I just wanted to...
( sighs heavily )
I'm sorry. It was realIy stupid of me.
l was sick of you getting all the boys!
- You fucking-- - Let go!
- Stop it! - What's wrong with you?
- You can't hit me! - I hate you !
You aIways decide everything, and he was mine!
And you just decide everything, Klara.
What of it?
I wanted to pIay the bass too, but you were going to do it!
- Seriously, Bobo! - You decided--
you decided that he was mine, and I agreed.
But you took him. This is your fault!
Not mine! l'm the one who--
- It's your fau It too. - You took him from me!
It's aIl your fault! Go to hell!
Right back at you !
I fucking hate you !
What the heII?
Come here.
( sighs )
( peopIe conversing )
( cheering )
( Iaugh ing )
Can we just stop this?
WiIl you come sit down, please?
Come on, KIara. You're both so childish.
Stop it.
Can't you just be friends?
l mean, he's an idiot. He's not worth the fight.
Think about it this way: he deserves our pity.
Who wants to Iive in SoIna?
KIara?
You're making me mad with your chiIdishness!
- Cut it out! Sit down, KIara! - Stop, Hedvig.
You know that I'm stronger than you.
I know.
I don't want to sit with her.
The band is important, not Elis! Please...
just shake hands.
- We have rehearsaI tomorrow. - l'm not shaking her hand.
- Please, just stop, Hedvig. - WelI, why not?
- You're Iike the new Klara. - You did something bad.
- l wiII punch you. - Go ahead, but she's the idiot.
- Why shouId I apoIogize? - What do you mean, "idiot" ?
Today was Bobo's fau It.
- You've been stupid too. - She cheated with my boyfriend.
You're so chiIdish, Klara.
- This is so stupid. - Me? She's the chiId!
- No, it's both of you . - Hey, it's too late now.
Cut it out!
- Let go! - Say after me...
- You think this wiIl heIp? - ..."l Iike you."
- Stop it. - Now. "l like you."
''We like each other.''
''I Iike you.''
( scoffs )
I Iike you.
- Say it now. - Your turn.
I Iike you a heII of a lot too.
♪ ( singing in Swedish ) People die and scream ♪
♪ But all you care about is your soccer team ♪
♪ C hiIdren in Africa are dying ♪
♪ But you're aII about baIIs flying ♪
♪ N ucIear power pIants poison the air ♪
♪ You're playing hockey, so unaware ♪
♪ The atomic bombs bIow up our cities ♪
♪ Yet you want more tennis committees ♪
♪ Come on ! Come on ! ♪
♪ No difference at alI, it's just a ball ♪
♪ No difference at alI, it's just a ball ! ♪
- Come on! We're late. - You have picks, drum sticks...?
( peopIe playing ping pong )
- Is th is where we're pIaying? - Yes.
l don't want to! I forgot the Iyrics!
You'II be fine.
l forgot the Iyrics! l don't remember them anymore.
- Sure you do, sure you do. - Here's some water.
l'm gonna die. They're going to kiII us!
- l don't want Vâsterâs water. - Klara.
Vâsterâs is gross. lt's like a carrot in here!
- GirIs, that's enough makeup! - We're not putting on makeup!
( band playing Swedish punk song )
- lt'II be fine. Okay? - Come on, you're needed onstage.
lt's only Vâsterâs.
- So it's not Elis again? - Elis?
- That was 1 00 years ago. - Good.
- Good. And you're sure? - Yes, l'm sure.
- Okay, come on. Let's pIay! - And have fun.
- Come here. - lt's only Vâsterâs.
Come on, come here. Look.
- Do you see how good we are? - Let's just do it!
( cIapping )
Jump! lt'II get us going.
Okay, a deep breath.
Let's go, let's go.
They're a real girl band! Welcome to the stage, girIs!
Come on, girIs. Come here.
( audience cIapping )
You're so ugIy!
( audience shouts rudely )
Go home!
( boys snickering )
- Damn city slickers! - Get out of here!
( audience yeIIing )
Hey, cut that out. Let's just reIax
and give the girIs a big hand.
Are you with me? Now let's go.
( cIapping )
Maybe you have heard that punk is dead...
- We can't hear you. - ...but it's not.
- Punk is aIive! - Okay, one, two, three, four.
( begin pIaying song )
♪ ( singing in Swedish ) Hate, hate, hate the sport ♪
♪ Hate the sport, hate the sport... ♪
- Damn commu nists! - Communist cu nts!
Get out of town ! Fucking communist music!
Poor, poor you for living in Vâsterâs. Let's do this!
One, two, three, four.
Communist whores! Get out, cunts!
You're going to die!
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♪ Hate, hate, hate Vâsterâs, hate Vâsterâs ♪
♪ Hate, hate, hate Vâsterås, hate Vâsterås! ♪
♪ Hate Vâsterâs, hate Vâsterâs ♪
♪ Hate, hate, hate Vâsterâs ♪
♪ Hate Vâsterâs, hate, hate, hate Vâsterâs... ♪
You suck so bad! Damn it!
( audience fighting and yeIIing )
Punk cunts!
♪ Hate Vâsterâs, hate Vâsterâs... ♪
We are the best!
( taIking excitedly )
We pIayed like crazy.
Is everyone here?
( girls Iaughing )
Everyone has their things?
- Hell yes. Hate Vâsterâs! - God.
StockhoIm, StockhoIm, Stockholm, Stockholm!
Why couIdn't you be nice?
- They weren't. - They booed us.
- You started it. - No, we didn't .
lt was a gym hall in Vâsterâs.
WelI, we'd Iike to go every year.
Exactly, but not as your damn body guards!
Is that cIear?
( girls Iaughing )
- Fine, fine, fine. - l want to go to sleep now.
( girls sing mockingly ) ♪ Hate Santa Rock, hate Santa Rock ♪
♪ Hate, hate, hate Santa Rock ♪
♪ Hate Santa Rock, hate Santa Rock... ♪
Hey, hey, respect.
Respect!
I have to sleep. I can't take this.
- Damn, they booed us. - Hedvig ! You swore!
-You're Iearning! - I didn't mean to.
-We reaIIy are the best. - I am.
- We are the best! - No, I am. l'm Thâström.
- Quiet. We are the best. - Us three.
- No, you are the worst. - You're so boring !
One band succeeded tonight. lron Fist are the best.
- We pIayed great! - Iron Fist are the best.
- Come here! - Bobo.
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Crush capitaIism!
( shouting ex citedly )
( screaming and laughing )
Agneta? Listen to this.
( playing instrument )